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Genre: Polka x Hip Hop x Funk
“If professors couldn’t help — WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBUSTERS!!”
??? ⏱ 4'46" | 5-Star | 2025-12-02-01 by ATG @ GEN
[🌑 PROLOGUE — The Lecture Hall of Doom]
[Slow organ · projector hum · bored students sigh]
▶ Yeah! These professors chant equations,
Slides fly by like trains—
But nothing enters memory,
Just bounces off your brain. What?-What?😵💫📉
You raise a hand for rescue—
They answer with a graph.
Your working memory collapses,
Your frontal cortex laughs. You...🧠💀
Then — 💥 DING! DING! DING! THUNDER. NEON. BASS DROP.
[A huge voice roars from inside your skull:]
“IF SCHOOL CAN’T SAVE YA… WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!”
[Kids’ Choir:]
“BRAINBOOSTER!!” ⚡👻🧠
[🪠🔥 ACT I — Enter the NEUROCLUB TRI-FORCE]
[110 BPM · Disco Funk × Cartoon Hip-Hop]
[🟦 NeuraPlumber (掏粪工) jumps in:]
That Moment: “Kid, professors ain’t the problem—
Your PIPELINES are the block.
Your fear got stuck like homework goo,
Your stress turned thoughts to rock.” 💩🧠
He plunges shame, he blasts the doubt,
He vacuums panic OUT. 💥
Cognitive Load drops instantly—
Space for wisdom sprouts. Hey! 🌱
[Choir:]
“CLEAR THE PIPE! CLEAR THE THOUGHT!
PLUMBER DOING WHAT PROFS COULD NOT!” Woo!
⚡🔧 Now Comes ACT II — Synapse Welder Mav Sparks the Brain Hey!
[118 BPM · Trap Metal × Neon Welding FX]
MAV flips goggles down—
Zap lines glow blue-white.
“Kid, professors talk for hours—
But no OUTPUT? No light!” Uh! ⚡🎤
He fires his Spike-Torch,
Backprop lightning cracks—
Error signals race backward
Like TikTok hyperlaps. Uh! ⚡📲
[He shouts:]
“SING THAT LINE! LET BACKPROP ROAR!
PROFESSORS TEACH — BUT YOU RESTORE!”
Ghost Backdrop choir swarms in—
Mirror neurons dance and scream: Eh!
“STDP! FLASH THE LINK!
WELD THE MEMORY — DON’T LET IT SINK!” We-Won! 👻⚡
[🌈🦖 ACT III — Raptor Wraps the Speed]
[130 BPM · EDM Rainbow Drop]
Raptor stomps in with neon tape: Woo-Woo-Woo!
Raptor stomps in with neon tape: Woo-Eh-Uh!
“Kid, those lectures? WAY too slow.
Your neurons naked as a noodle—
Let Daddy Raptor make ’em GLOW.” Oooooh! 🌈🧠
He wraps your axons lightning-fast,
Turns delays to cosmic flight—
Signal velocity explodes,
Your cortex fills with LIGHT and COLD. Hi?! 💥✨
“RAP THE SPEED! WRAP THE PATH!
BEAT THE LECTURE — DO THE MATH!”
[Choir jumps]
“NO MYELIN? NO SPEED!
RAPTOR DOES WHAT PROFS DON’T READ!” 🦖📚
“NO MYELIN? NO SPEED!
“NO MYELIN? NO SPEED!
“NO MYELIN? NO SPEED!
“NO MYELIN? NO SPEED!
“NO MYELIN? NO SPEED!
[🎵⚠️ HOOK I — If Professors Couldn't Help…]
[Massive EDM Chorus]
🎶 If professors couldn’t help and your fact-lines fall—
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBOOSTER!! ⚡👻
🎶 If the lecture makes you sleep through it all—
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBOOSTER!! 🔥📚
They fix your pipes, they weld your spark,
They wrap your mind from dim to ARC—
🎶 If professors couldn’t help at all…
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?? BRAINBOOSTER!!! 💥💥💥
🎶 If professors couldn’t help and your fact-lines fall—
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBOOSTER!! ⚡👻
🎶 If the lecture makes you sleep through it all—
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBOOSTER!! 🔥📚
They fix your pipes, they weld your spark,
They wrap your mind from dim to ARC—
🎶 If professors couldn’t help at all…
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?? BRAINBOOSTERS!!! 💥💥💥
[🌩️🔥 BRIDGE — The Harvard Framework Meltdown]
[Dramatic build · cognitive opera]
[Narrator:]
“Working memory overloaded—
Cognitive Load Theory shattered.
No backprop, no STDP—
Nothing sticks, nothing mattered.”
[MAV:]
“But output triggers error flows—
That’s Predictive Coding 101.”
[Raptor:]
“And Myelination seals the deal—
Speed unlocked. The learning’s done.”
[Plumber:]
“Clear the fear. Then the Tri-Force appears.”
[All three:]
“Profs teach input. We build GEARS.” ⚙️🔥
[🎶🚀 HOOK II — BACKPROP BOOGIE!]
[Explosive dance section]
🎶 PROP — BACK — BOOGIE!
Let your neurons dance electric! ⚡🕺
🎶 OR WRAP — THAT — CIRCUIT!
Make your cortex photogenic! 🌈✨
🎶 OR CLEAR — THE — PIPELINES!
Flush the fear, ignite the mind! 💥
🎶 WELD — THE — SPARKLINES!
Tie each fact in golden twine! ⚡
🎶 If professors couldn’t help you climb…
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBOOSTER!! 🚀🔥
🎶 If professors couldn’t help you climb…
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBOOSTERS!! 🚀🔥
[🌍🎇 ACT IV — The Tri-Force Saves the World’s Kids]
[Gospel EDM]
One billion learners rise tonight,
Their memories glowing fierce and bright.
No more boredom, no more fall—
The BrainBusters answer every call. Woo! 🌎🔥
[Kids roar:]
“BACKPROP! MYELIN! CLEAR THE WALL!
BRAINBOOSTERS ALWAYS ANSWER THE CALL!” BRAINBOOSTER!!
[🌈👻⚡ FINAL HOOK — The Professors Bow Out]
[Finale · all instruments roaring]
🎶 If professors couldn’t help and you hit the wall—
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBOOSTER!!
🎶 If your test-day brain begins to stall—
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?? BRAINBOOSTOR!!
🎶 If your memory’s dust and your courage small
There’s only ONE squad standing tall…
THE NEUROCLUB TRI-FORCE... Ooooh!
🎶 If professors couldn’t help and you hit the wall—
WHO YOU GONNA CALL? BRAINBOOSTER!!
🎶 If your test-day brain begins to stall—
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?? BRAINBOOSTOR!!
🎶 If your memory’s dust and your courage small
There’s only ONE squad standing tall…
THE NEUROCLUB TRI-FORCE... Ooooh!
[🌟 CODA — Whisper of the Tri-Force]
“You’re not broken,” says the Plumber.
“You’re reconstructing,” says the Welder.
“You’re accelerating,” says the Raptor.
“Now go — and let your brain BECOME FIRE.”
[Fade-out whispers:]
“Brainbooster!! Fire! Brainboosters!!
Ooooh Brainbusters!! Uuuuh Brainbooster!!”
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