QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model: Maverick’s Passive vs Active Long-Term Investment (Do Nothing, and Still Outrun The Oracle) – NeuraPump MBA Finance & Strategy Case Study
Genre: Broadway Techno-Jazz March × Satirical Financial Drama × Futuristic Gospel
“Do nothing, and still outrun the Oracle.”
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[Prologue — Omaha Throne & Nasdaq Park]
▶ The Oracle sits with ketchup-stained palms,
He hums the hymn of patience and psalms.
“Buy the moat, hold the shrine, the king knows best,”
But rockets roar from a thousand nests. So-Farce?! 🚀✨
[Intro Chant — Crowd]
One throne, one crown, the faithful bow—
While children buy rockets in the common plough.
Listen: the drums of index rise,
A million dreams light up the skies. ⚡🔥
[Act I — The Lockbox Night]
He locks his cash in drawers of faith,
Thirty percent in frozen wraith.
Gold moves past the old domain,
From thirty-five to four thousand’s reign. ⚡🔥
The oracle whispers, “Patience, wait,”
While inflation opens the gate.
The fortress leaks in silent rust,
What once was trusted turns to dust. 💨🪦
[Chorus I — Rally]
Do nothing — still the rocket flies,
Passive hums beneath the skies.
One king holds legacy and rust,
A million holders ride the thrust. 🚀🔥
Passive QQQ Beats Buffett’s Portfolio!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model!
401K QQQ Outrun Buffett’s Value!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model! ⚡🔥
[Act II — The Carnival of QQQ]
Nanotech jesters, cloud-born knights,
Code and courage launch the nights.
ETFs hum, the crowd takes part,
Each small investor holds a heart. ❤️⚡
No sermon needed, no shrine confessed,
A thousand bakers bake the rest.
Where one man guards a sealed old box,
A thousand rockets light the docks. 🚀🚀
[Chorus II — Rally]
Do nothing — still the rocket flies,
Passive hums beneath the skies.
From one lone hand to many more,
The future’s ticket sweeps the floor. 🎟️✨
Passive QQQ Beats Buffett’s Portfolio!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model!
401K QQQ Outrun Buffett’s Value!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model! ⚡🔥
[Act III — Apple’s Fallen Apple]
Once crimson queen with crown of phones,
Now echoes hum in tired tones.
Three years no thunder from her halls,
New interfaces shatter walls. 🕶️⚡
A lion’s mane that lost its roar,
A flagship fading on the shore.
He piles his chips on yesterday,
While AR dawns and steals the day. 🌅🕶️
[Chorus III — Rally]
Do nothing — still the rocket flies,
Passive hums beneath the skies.
The orchard yields its vintage wine,
But markets dance on newer line. 💃📈
Passive QQQ Beats Buffett’s Portfolio!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model!
401K QQQ Outrun Buffett’s Value!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model! ⚡🔥
[Bridge — Buffett & The Box]
[Buffett:] “I pick my gems, I hold them tight.”
[Maverick:] “Hold tight and watch the stars take flight.”
[Buffett:] “My dogs are trained to guard the fold.”
[Maverick:] “While rockets write the ages bold.” 🚀📜
[Act IV — The Tomato Funeral]
There’s ketchup stains upon the lore,
A merger’s ghost walks through the door.
Goodwill weeps on ledgers torn,
A household name, now tattered, worn. 🍅⚰️
A tombstone blooms where brands decay,
The past’s parade has lost its way.
He bowed to myths and paid the price,
While index victors roll the dice. 🎲🏆
[Chorus IV — Rally]
Do nothing — still the rocket flies,
Passive hums beneath the skies.
One cast of kings, a thousand tries,
The passive tide outlives their lies. 🌊🕰️
Passive QQQ Beats Buffett’s Portfolio!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model!
401K QQQ Outrun Buffett’s Value!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model! ⚡🔥
[Act V — The Showdown Saloon]
I picked my gems and hold them tight,
Musk dances, laughing at the joke.
The jukebox plays a ticker tune,
The crowd decides by afternoon. 🗳️🌞
“Active?” cries a pundit’s grave,
“Passive?” chants the crowd so brave.
A simple path, a patient plod—
Or rockets climbing past the sod. 🚀🌌
[Chorus V — Rally]
Do nothing — still the rocket flies,
Passive hums beneath the skies.
From one old king to millions’ hands,
The market grows beyond his plans. 📈🌍
Passive QQQ Beats Buffett’s Portfolio!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model!
401K QQQ Outrun Buffett’s Value!
QQQ Killed Buffett’s Value Model! ⚡🔥
[Finale — The People’s Portfolio]
No single oracle sits enthroned,
No single hand can own the dawn.
Pensions march with index song,
A chorus vast and loud and strong. 🎶💪
The carnival of futures swells,
While old-time myths toll fading bells.
Innovation’s tide will sweep and spin,
A million wallets hold the win. 💼🏆
[Whispered Epilogue]
Do nothing, and still outrun the Oracle.
Do nothing, and still outrun the Oracle.
Do nothing, and still outrun the Oracle. Tied-Oracle! 🌌🕯️