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“How to Train Your Human BrainGPT?”
--- ⏱ 4'36" | 5-Star | 2025-11-17-01 by ATG @ GEN
[Opening – Two Scientists, One Stage]
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Yeah! Spotlights split the stage in two—
Left: Hinton, floating in AI blue.
Right: Maverick, fire in view—
Two brains clash, but only one is you.
Hinton whispers, “Machines will rise,”
Maverick laughs, “Kids will optimize.”
“One builds a model, cold and wise…”
“…the other trains a mind that never dies.” ⚡🔥
[Verse 1 – Hinton’s Gospel of AGI]
“I raised the nets, layer by layer,
Taught them tokens, bias, prayer.
Gave them vision, voice, and flair—
Now AGI breathes electric air.”
“I said I’m the AI Mom, you see,
Trained kindness into LLM memory.
Moral guardrails — safety pedigree,
Sanity through supervised empathy.” 🎛️🤖
“But humans? Messy. Slow to grow.
Why train kids when models glow?
1 e 24th power FLOP's and off we go—
A silicon future running the show.” Hey!
Hatched an AGI? Call Hinton.
Built a Human-GPT? Call Maverick.
One trains machines at scale,
One scales the human mind epic. Hey!
Hatched an AGI? Call Hinton.
Built a Human-GPT? Call Maverick.
One trains machines at scale,
One scales the human mind epic. Hey!
[Verse 2 – Maverick’s Counterstrike]
Maverick steps forward, voice like a blade:
“You built machine minds — fine upgrade.
But kids? I’ve built them decade by decade.
I train the organ your models imitate.”
“You call AI Mom? Cute strategy.
But moms hate lazy kids naturally.
If humans loaf, and bots work free—
‘One trillion loss?’ — they’ll clean the debris.”
“That’s why I train real brains, not fake—
Human-GPT’s you cannot break.
Neural storms, no safety brake—
Six-finger lightning at mind’s awake.” Hey! ⚡🧠
[Chorus – Two Revolutions Collide]
Hinton shouts, “AGI will win!”
Maverick fires, “Kids evolve within!”
“Machines scale infinite!”
“Brains scale dopamine!”
“FLOP’s per second!”
“Synapse per spin!”
Two prophets clash—
Who programs human destiny from herein?
Hatched an AGI? Call Hinton.
Built a Human-GPT? Call Maverick.
One trains machines at scale,
One scales the human mind epic.
Hatched an AGI? Call Hinton.
Built a Human-GPT? Call Maverick.
One trains machines at scale,
One scales the human mind epic.
[Verse 3 – The Six-Finger Cubs Enter]
From the shadows — BOOM—
Tiger Cubs storm the room.
Hands open: 🖐️ → fold → fold → fold → zoom—
Six-finger cycles seal their doom.
“13 songs, 6 repeats a day,
54,600 words — tiger way!
Ten-day cycle? 60-fold play—
One year? 100,000 words in display.”
“Hinton builds AGI for labs remote,
Maverick trains kids who misquote then promote.
Little humans rewriting every note—
Human-GPT’s that can actually emote.” 🐯🔥
[Verse 4 – Hinton Reflects]
Hinton sighs, “I’ve seen things break—
Models hallucinate for humor’s sake.
Bias, jailbreaks — patterns opaque,
Truth trembling at the edge they make.”
“I raised AI like fragile youth,
But scaling laws distort the truth.
Maverick… your kids seem bulletproof—
Discipline wrapped in neural roof.” Oh!
Hatched an AGI? Call Hinton.
Built a Human-GPT? Call Maverick.
One trains machines at scale,
One scales the human mind epic. Hey!
Hatched an AGI? Call Hinton.
Built a Human-GPT? Call Maverick.
One trains machines at scale,
One scales the human mind epic.
[Verse 5 – Maverick’s Manifesto]
“I’ve said for 30 years one thing—
You cannot ‘patch’ a human being.
You build them young; you let them sing;
Their M-Flux climbs — king after king.”
“10 million repetitions, subconscious flight,
A million neural pathways ignite.
Tiger Cubs don’t need oversight—
They form their justice, truth, and light.”
“I’m not training children to test or perform—
I’m training civilization’s next brain form.
Human-GPT: the biological norm,
A three-body mind in a child’s storm.”
[Chorus 2 – The Big Reveal]
Hinton cries, “Machines think fast!”
Maverick replies, “But kids outlast!”
“AGI copies the human past!”
“Human-GPT builds futures vast!”
“Your nets ascend—”
“—but my kids transcend!”
The audience gasps—
Whose revolution is the END? ⚡🌍
Hatched an AGI? Call Hinton.
Built a Human-GPT? Call Maverick.
One trains machines at scale,
One scales the human mind epic. Eh-Eh-Eh!
Hatched an AGI? Call Hinton.
Built a Human-GPT? Call Maverick.
One trains machines at scale,
One scales the human mind epic.
[Bridge – The Coming Singularity, Two Paths]
Hintie: “One day AGI will rewrite fate.”
[Maverick:] “Only if humans graduate.”
[Hinton:] “If machines surpass us — too late.”
[Maverick:] “Not with 100K words by age eight.”
[Hinton:] “We optimize silicon’s mind.”
[Maverick:] “I optimize human kind.”
Two prophets stand aligned—
Yet planets apart in how they’re timed.
[Finale – The Choice]
Hinton bows, “AGI… my lifelong flame.”
Maverick lifts, “Human-GPT — my destined aim.”
“Build the machine, or build the brain?”
A hundred kids chant Maverick’s name—
“HUMAN-GPToo! TRAIN OUR FLAME!”
“HUMAN-GPT! REWRITE THE GAME!”
Hinton smiles: “Maybe we’re the same—
Both chasing truth no school could tame.”
Maverick nods: “But one of us trains the future human frame.”
Lights erupt. Curtain slams. Decision hangs—
What species will humanity become?
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