Alex vs The Throne – The NeuraPump Alchemy Blast-Off! — Alex, The Alchemist S1E1

Alex vs The Throne – The NeuraPump Alchemy Blast-Off! 🚽🔥 — Alex, The Alchemist S1E1

Genre: Rock Musical x Electro Funk x Broadway Slapstick x Science Rap x Vaudeville

“When curiosity meets potassium... even the toilet can’t survive.” 💣🧠

--- 3'59" | 5-Star | 2025-04-06 by ATG @ GEN

▶ Wey?! 🎉😆

🌟 [Act I: Curious Clamp Catastrophe | Broadway Funk × Mischief Pop]

Alex, the Alchemist, goggles tight, 🧪🕶️

Tinkering day and deep into night. 🌙🔧

Dropped potassium in a fancy clamp— ⚗️🫳

But nature had a bigger stamp. 🌩️🧬

Off to pee — his hands full of gear, 😅🔬

Didn’t flush, too hyped to fear. 🚫🚽

Slipped from tweezers, splash and hiss— 🧻💦

Oh no! That metal gave the loo a kiss. 😱💋

"Potassium in water’s no chill joke, ❄️🧨

Hydrogen gas? You’ll see smoke! 💨🔥

If you pee first and flush last— 💦😬

You’ll turn that throne into a rocket blast!" 🚀💩

[Act II: Toilet Kaboom! Chaos Opera | Slapstick Rock × Pipe Symphony]

H₂O danced, the metal flared, 💃⚡

Bathroom porcelain was unprepared. 🚽😳

BOOM! Tiles leapt, lid hit sky, 💥🧱

Poo confetti fluttered high. 🎊💩

The mirror cracked with nuclear sass, 🪞☢️

Toothpaste flew like toxic gas. 🧴💨

The air? A symphony of stink, 🎼🦨

His sister sprayed perfume — still made us blink. 💐😵

"Group 1’s got flair — keep it sealed, 🔐🔥

Toilets plus alkali? Battlefield! 💣🚽

Explosive diarrhea... literal mode, 💩🧯

Bathroom now a chemical code!" 🧪🔢

🚽 [Act III: Scent of Despair | Vaudeville Tap × Chemical Noir]

She sprayed Chanel from ceiling to floor, 🌸🏠

The stench just screamed, “Give me more!” 🤢🔊

Mom wore boots and latex gloves, 👢🧤

Said, "This ain't chemistry — this is tough love." 😤🧼

Urine rain on lightbulb glaze, 🌧️💡

Mop gave up in the chemical haze. 🧹🌫️

"What's that stain?" "Is it base or poop?" 🧽❓

She sniffed and fainted in a bleachy swoop. 🧴😵‍💫

"Oh, alkali hits with high pH, 🧪📈

Strong enough to melt the stage. 🎭🔥

Never trust what splashes up— 💦⚠️

It ain’t just water in that cup." 🧉😬

[Act IV: 3-Day Scrubdown | Gospel Disco × Parent Survival Hymn]

Mama mopped till Monday came, 🧽📅

Her playlist? Shame, blame, and science flame. 🎶😓

She wore a helmet, taped her suit, ⛑️🧷

Looked like NASA, but cleaning poop. 🧑‍🚀💩

Foam of legend, stench so bold, 🫧😤

Strong enough to melt gold mold. 🪙🔥

She cursed the day that Alex learned, 😠📚

Potassium burns where pride once yearned. 😅💔

"Toilet bombs need no disguise, 🚽🎭

One drop and your ceiling flies. 🪜💥

If you see fizz — just RUN, 💨😱

Or you’ll be scrubbing till kingdom come." 🧼👑

[Act V: Science Fair Fame & The Anti-Hero Crown | Electro Rap x Hero Ballad]

Next day at school, Alex stood proud, 🏫😎

Video viral, crowd got loud. 📱📣

“Explosive waste” made local news, 🧻📰

He got a ribbon, plus some views. 🏅👀

The judges gasped, "We’ve never seen, 😮📋

An act so dumb… yet so pristine!" 🤯✨

He took a bow, shrugged and winked, 🤷😉

"Science isn’t clean — it's beautifully linked." 🔬💡

"Latrine combustion, kid’s delight— 🚽🎉

This ain’t Hogwarts, it’s pure fright. 🧙‍♂️😱

But every oops and toilet blast— 💣💩

Builds a brain that learns so fast." 🧠⚡

[Outro: Alex, Anti-Hero | Broadway March × Electro Bounce]

Call him nerd or wild or brave, 🤓🧨🦸‍♂️

He lit a path where toilets cave. 🔥🚽

From porcelain ash and sibling screams, 🛁😱

He built the stuff of learning dreams. 🧪💭

Now he’s got merch and comic fame, 🛍️📚

'Alex the Alchemist' — his household name. 🧑‍🔬🏠

He writes in formulas, speaks in pun, ✍️🧠

And every flush? Another run! 🚽🏃

“Some kids flush fear, some explode it loud— 😨💥

Alex sang it with stink and wow!” 🎤🦨🌟

“Some kids flush fear, some explode it loud— 😱💥

Alex sang it with stink and wow!” Ahh! 🎶🤩

Flush ignited. Knowledge ignited. Bathroom forever scarred. 💡🔥🚽💔