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Genre: VC Rebel Gospel × Evolutionary Garage Swing
Warning Proverb: “If you tie the awkward ape back to the branch, you murder tomorrow in a tuxedo.”
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▶ “If you tie the awkward ape back to the branch,
You murder tomorrow in a tuxedo...” Huh-Huh-Hey!
[Act I — The Fall]
Dude, the monkeys had the treetop crown.
Leafy manners, “Please don’t look down.”
Then one loser ape missed the vine.
Face hit dirt, destiny said, “Fine.” 🦍⚡
Two feet up, two hands got free.
No more boardroom in a tree.
Rocks met sparks, sparks got hot.
He cooked the future in a parking lot. Whey... 🔥🚗
[Hook I — Not Incumbents]
MAGA means America, not incumbents, great again. Aye?!
No velvet ropes for yesterday’s men. Aye?!
No Xerox shrine, no Yahoo flame.
No Motorola lock on tomorrow’s game. Oh?! 📞💥
Let the awkward ape fall down.
Let garage gremlins steal the crown.
If the old branch breaks, don’t cry.
That’s how little monsters learn to fly. Oh?! 🛠️🚀
MAGA means America, not incumbents, great again.
No velvet ropes for yesterday’s men. Oh-Oh-Oh!
No Xerox shrine, no Yahoo flame.
No Motorola lock on tomorrow’s game. Aye-Aye?! 📞💥
Let the awkward ape fall down.
Let garage gremlins steal the crown.
If the old branch breaks, don’t cry.
That’s how little monsters learn to fly. 🛠️🚀
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again. Aye!
[Act II — The Old Kings]
Xerox wore the copy crown.
Kodak owned the picture town.
Yahoo sat on a portal throne.
Motorola rang the old king’s phone. 👑📸
Polished suits said, “Mind the cloud.”
Startups showed up broke and loud.
Google crawled from searchy smoke.
Apple made the flip phones choke. 🍎📡
[Hook II — Garage Labor Chant]
Who made humans? Falling did.
Who found fire? Awkward kid.
Who kills yesterday? Tomorrow does.
Who funds the buzz? VC does. 💸🧠
Who eats kings? The little things.
Who breaks rings? The little things.
Who owns ground? The ones who fell.
Who rings bells? Rebels yell. Yeah! 🔔🐉
Who made humans? Falling did. Yeah!
Who found fire? Awkward kid. Yeah!
Who kills yesterday? Tomorrow does.
Who funds the buzz? VC does. 💸🧠
Who eats kings? The little things. Yeah!
Who breaks rings? The little things. Yeah!
Who owns ground? The ones who fell.
Who rings bells? Rebels yell. Yeah! 🔔🐉
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
[Act III — Status Quo Roast]
Status quo is a golden zoo.
Old kings feed on “safe and true.”
They sell calm like holy tea.
Then charge rent on gravity. 🍵🧱
Balance is not always wise.
Sometimes balance is a leash in disguise.
If nobody slips, nobody stands.
If nobody falls, nobody gets hands. ✋🔥
[Act IV — Gatekeeper Circus]
Approved partners, shiny shoes.
“Only old giants may use the tools.”
Safety masks and velvet chains.
Compliance tea in champagne drains. 🥂🛑
The next OpenAI waits outside.
Ramen breath and garage pride.
If the future needs permission,
That’s not safety, that’s extinction. 🧨🧬
[Act V — Mutate America]
China may build with state-owned gears.
Central pipes and long-term spears.
America runs on rebel cash.
Garage sparks and startup flash. ⚙️⚡
Don’t copy command with half a wheel.
Don’t make the wild child kneel.
Tie the ape back to the tree,
You kill the thing that made us free. 🗽🦍
[Hook III — Final Wall Break]
No permit slip for paradigm flips.
No velvet grip on rocket ships.
No palace pass for product class.
No gentry tax on founder gas. 🚀⛽
MAGA means America, not incumbents, great again.
Let the weird kids rewrite the chain.
Don’t crown the branch, don’t guard the gate.
Make America mutate, mutate. Hey! 🇺🇸🧠
No permit slip for paradigm flips.
No velvet grip on rocket ships.
No palace pass for product class.
No gentry tax on founder gas. 🚀⛽
MAGA means America, not incumbents, great again.
Let the weird kids rewrite the chain.
Don’t crown the branch, don’t guard the gate.
Make America mutate, mutate. 🇺🇸🧠
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
Dude, MAGA Is Make America, Not Incumbents, Great Again
[Outro — Stele]
Dude...The monkeys stayed balanced and proud. Hey!
The loser ape fell through the cloud. Hey!
He made fire, wheels, chips, and code.
He called the dirty ground his road. Wow! 🔥🛣️
Don’t worship balance, don’t bless the cage.
Don’t let old kings script the age.
Protecting status quo is anti-evolutionary.
Dude, make America mutate again. Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah! 🦅🚀
Dude, make America mutate again!